Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Other Apologies in the Joe Barton Tradition

Randolph Scott would like to apologize to South Dakota Rep. Bill Janklow for having the nerve to be riding a motorcycle on the road when Janklow blew through a stop sign at 70MPH and killed Scott.

Konerak Sinthasomphone would like to apologize to Jeffry Dahmer for having the nerve to try to escape when Dahmer had plans to kill and eat him.

The nations of Poland, Holland, Denmark, Czechoslovakia, France, Belgium, Norway, Greece, Finland and the former Yugoslavia and Soviet Union would like to apologize to Germany for not being hospitable to large German tour groups from 1939 through 1945.

The people of Bhopal, India would like to apologize to Union Carbide for having the temerity to live near UC's poisonous factory.

The residents of Buffalo Creek Hollow would like to apologize to the Pittston Coal Company for having the impudence to live downstream of one of Pittston Coal's dumping site.

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