Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, April 2, 2010

Bill O'Reilly Did Something Nice

He really did.

When the hateful fuckers of the Westboro Baptist Church protested at the funeral of a Marine who was killed in Iraq, the father of the dead Marine sued those miserable sacks of protoplasm. The 4th Circuit Court of Appeals ordered the father to pay the legal fees of the air-breathing asshats. Bill O'Reilly heard about it and stepped in to pay those fees.

Good for you, Bill-O.

(H/T)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That WAS nice, I was astonished. The poo-flinging flying monkeys can give an extra sortie to Beck and Limbaugh this week and let Bill have a break.