Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, November 27, 2009

No Surprise to This Study's Results


Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

Also:

9 Drawn & Quartered at a Renaissance Fair. Unfortunately, those clowns in the "Free Credit Report dot Com" commercials were not among the victims.
Posted by on or about 19:29

3 comments:

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11/28/2009 5:49 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Previous comment deleted; I cannot take the chance that the link contained therein is not spam or worse, so it's gone.

11/28/2009 10:37 AM
BadTux said...

What is interesting to me is the steady downhill slide in the quality of Domino's Pizza over the past 20 years, unaccompanied by any decline in sales. I guess people truly *will* eat garbage fresh out of the waste bin behind a Chinese restaurant if you first pour it onto a crust and douse it with low-quality cheese ;).

It's to the point that frozen pizzas you buy from the grocer are better quality than Domino's. That's a WTF moment indeed!

- Badtux the Pizza-lovin' Penguin

11/28/2009 12:27 PM

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