Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, November 2, 2009

Caturday, a Postscript

It happened just as I said, they were trying to get me up at 5:30. I gave up at 5:40, got up and fed them.

It is going to be a caffeinated day.
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4 comments:

BadTux said...

I feed my kittehs at night. Yes indeedy, they bugged me at 5PM rather than the usual 6PM (doh!). And like you, I gave in. But they'll have to learn to wait until 6PM now, because the workweek has started and I don't even get *home* until 6PM during the workweek :).

- Badtux the cat-owned Penguin

11/02/2009 6:54 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Mine eat twice a day.

11/02/2009 7:48 PM
BadTux said...

If mine ate twice a day, they'd be approximately the size of blimps :-). My goal is to get through a full night's sleep with a little bit of food left in the morning so they won't wake me up seeking more food. The only way I've managed to accomplish that is feeding them a full day's amount of food in the evening (!).

-- Badtux the Cat-trained Penguin

11/02/2009 7:59 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

There's the difference: I don't leave food out for them. I pick it up after a couple of hours and then they have to wait for the next feeding cycle. Otherwise, Gracie especially will eat herself into the size of a bed pillow.

11/02/2009 9:02 PM

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