Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Will GI Joe dethrone Gigli for the title of "Worst Movie Ever Made"?

GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra. If that reviewer is to be believed, it probably makes pieces of offal like Burn After Reading and Confessions of a Dangerous Mind look like Oscar finalists.

It is a very bad sign when the studio won't preview a movie for the critics. That is a tacit admission that the movie is a steaming pile of dreck.
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