Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, August 20, 2009

I Am Shocked, Shocked, to Learn That the Bush Administration Played Politics With the Terror Alert Level

Yeah, that's a real surprise, ain't it? [/sarcasm]

At least it is to anyone who doesn't remember how the alert level went from yellow to orange and then back again on a damn-near weekly basis during the summer of 2004.

It is a surprise to anyone who doesn't remember that the alert level hasn't hardly changed since then.

(H/T)

The Dependable Renegade has the revised Stoplight of Death.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, that is too perfect. And only the 29%-ers every believed that damned Stoplight of Stupid anyhow.

Distributorcap said...

it only took the folks at cnn and msnbc 5 years to catch on

they are getting better