Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, October 12, 2008

The Two Digit Midget

That would be the Tsar of the Baboons, our own Emperor Disgustus Maximus. As of 1Pm Eastern Time, he has 99 days left in his misbegotten presidency.

99 days left to finish his task of irretrievably fucking up the world.
Posted by on or about 13:00

3 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I guess "99 bottles of beer on the wall" would be especially appropriate to sing today.

10/12/2008 1:21 PM
Distributorcap said...

kz -- i look forward zero bottle of beer

10/12/2008 9:13 PM
Gordon said...

Two digit midget

One ta pick his nose and one up his ass?

10/13/2008 10:52 AM

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