Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Strange Women...

...lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.



On the other hand, seeing what our system produced for our current leader, maybe we ought to give the "watery tart handing out swords" system a try.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Personally, I suggest drawing a random name out of the hat as the basis of government. Anybody who wants to govern should automatically be disqualified.

Oh sure, a random person won't necessarily have the knowledge and ability to properly govern the nation. And that is different from the current situation... how?

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin