Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (EPSTEIN'S BFF) AND A TRAITOR. CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, June 16, 2026

Monday, June 15, 2026

Temu Himmler and the Hillbilly CouchFucker Hate Your Constitutional Rights

Their reaction to mass protests in Minneapolis was to push Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act, suspend habeus corpus and send in the Army.

Against unarmed and peaceful protesters, mind you. Because Stephen Miller seems to think that Tianamin Square was a great example for a democracy to follow when its citizens protest things.

Also, isn't it now patently obvious to everyone that Pee-Wee German is a fucking Nazi who would use the Constitution to wipe his ass if he could get the National Archives to unlock the dispaly case? And the Hillbilly CouchFucker is not any different.

The TACO War

So let me see if I understand this: Trump and Netanyahu started a four-month war against Iran, burning through much of America's stock of PGMs, getting some nearly irreplaceable assets destroyed, costing maybe a hundred billion dollars or more and for what?

It gets us back to the situation the parties were in before Trump threw an armed hissy fit? (Parties talking about the Iranian nuclear program.) And the proposed final deal will differ from the JCPOA deal that Trump ripped up in 2018 in no meaningful way, other than Iran gets a lot more money. $327 billion, to be precise. Trump mocked Obama for giving Iran "pallets of cash"; that's 6,540 pallets of cash.

To do that, Iran, with a population basically a quarter of the U.S. and a GDP equivalent to that of Missouri, fought the U.S. and Israel to a standstill. It showed that they have a lever to use on the global economy. The regime cemented its control.

Worse for Trump, with his near-constant statement that a deal was close over the last 100 days, has shown the world that he is an insane fabulist without a firm grasp on reality. The crap put out by him and Rubio, among others, was so unhinged that more and more of the world's leaders and media were turning to the Iranians for confirmation.

Well, one has to hand it to Trump. He worked fast. Unlike the Vietnam War, which he dodged and which took over a decade, he got America's ass handed to it in less than four months.

Sunday, June 14, 2026

No Corruption or Self-Dealing Here, Nosiree

Imagine spending the day getting punched in the head on the White House lawn and then find yout you're getting paid in a bullshit crypto currency.

Sadly, that's the reality for the fools participating on Donnie's gladiatorial match:

The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) announced on Friday that it will pay bonuses to fighters in a form of cryptocurrency issued by Trump family business World Liberty Financial at the heavily publicized White House mixed martial arts event on Sunday.

The development connects the Trump family’s financial interests to the high-profile UFC competition being promoted on government property. The competition on the south White House lawn is scheduled for 14 June, Donald Trump’s birthday.

The UFC said some fighters will receive bonuses in World Liberty Financial crypto called “stablecoins”, whose value is pegged to the US dollar. World Liberty named the currency “USD1”
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Every freaking day, there is some corrupt fuckery from this administration that, back in the day, would end a career. But with these birds, everyone shrugs at his raking in graft with both of his tiny hands and just drives on.

Your Sunday Morning Prop Noise

The mighty B-17:



In "Masters of the Air", they show the crews starting #1 first. Maybe they did, but a guy who flew them a lot said they started an inboard engine first because they were closest to the aircraft's battery. Once an engine was started and run up enough to produce power on its generator, it was easier to start the others.

Saturday, June 13, 2026

The Most Racist Administration Since Woodrow Wilson's Keeps On Showing Their Racism

Removing the portrait of Chappie James, the first Black Air Force four-star general, is a new low. Hegseth wouldn't be worthy of polishing General James's flight boots.

But hey, MAGA, he's your guy. Put down your computer and ensure that the holes line up in your white sheets.

And to every general officer in the Air Force and the Space Force: If you don't stand up, now, you're a pack of fucking cowards, regardless of how much fruit salad you wear on your chests.

Wait for Trump to Order Bombing Algeria in Revenge

Algae has been spotted in areas of the Reflecting Pool in Washington days after it was refilled following repairs ordered by President Donald Trump, according to The Washington Post.

Algae coated several areas of the bottom of the pool, including spots close to the World War II Memorial and the Lincoln Memorial, the Post said. Algae also floated on the surface.

Caturday

Chip is chilling on a piece of antique furniture.

Friday, June 12, 2026

Because It's Friday

Big Boy heads east.

Thursday, June 11, 2026

Trump Hits the Big Five-Oh

That is how many times he has claimed to be close to making a deal with Iran.

But every time he says that, the idiots who trade stocks go batshit. And then.... nothing.

Because they, and most of the potable borders, are gullible fools. They simply do not seem to understand that Trump is delusional and spins his own fantastical world.