Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, March 17, 2020

Some Horrifying Reading

The Imperial College COVID-19 Response Team report.

This is supposedly the report that led to Trump tamping down on his "no big deal, we got this under tremendous control" rhetoric.

But people are stupid, so this will be bad no matter what.

For the Love of [_________], Mr. President, STFU!

The arrow on the left shows the Dow Jones Industrial Average when Trump's news conference began earlier today.



The arrow on the right is the DJIA when the news conference ended. Maybe Trump can sign this one and send it out to his supporters.

The market has spoken: It does not trust Trump. He needs to shut up, sit in his office and let the pros do the talking; the people who understand science and medicine.

And that goes for Mike "the Fluffer" Pence, too.

Airline Bailout?

With each day that the coronavirus outbreak spreads and claims more lives, the damage to global airlines rises too. U.S. carriers on Monday put a price tag on their pain: They asked the federal government for more than $50 billion in rescue aid.

It is a staggering request for an industry that has chalked up tens of billions in profits over the past decade.
Most of the airlines have been effectively shaking down money from their passengers during the 2010s. Seat pitch has gotten tighter. Baggage fees have been going up. Some charge for carry-on luggage, as if anyone can travel without a bag of clothes.

Now they want a handout?

No. No free money for companies, like American, which used their obscene profits to give large bonuses to their executives and to buy back stock to please Wall Street.

If they want money, make them give stock to the government. if they want loans, fine, but those will have to be repaid and there has to be some interest. If they want a tax break, same rules: It has to be paid back when times are better.

American capitalists are really semi-socialists: They keep the profits, we make good their losses.

Monday, March 16, 2020

Why Covid-19 is Less of a Problem in Hong Kong, Taiwan and Singapore

Simply put, they learned their lessons on pandemic preparedness from the SARS epidemic in 2003.

They all have had open, honest and caring communications from their central governments, something that we have been sorely lacking from our own government. In short: Leadership.

Bill DeBlasio is Taller Than Trump, But Just as Dumb

He resisted taking any meaningful action to stop the spread of Covid-19 until his aides threatened to quit. Even though he finally ordered measures including shutting down all gyms, the fucker couldn't resist getting in one last workout.

That is one jaw-dropping Trump-grade failure of leadership.

Go Ahead, Republicans, Go Out and Party

Representative Devin Nunes, a California Republican, on Sunday encouraged healthy people to dine out at restaurants, contradicting public health advisories that strongly encouraged social distancing and discouraged Americans from attending mass gatherings.
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Public health experts, however, are urging just the opposite: Stay home if you can.
Nunes is probably setting a new low for stupid comments by a congressional Trumpist. Which is about what one would expect from that little snowflake.

The Age of Introverts

The recommendations are to engage in "social distancing": Stay out of crowds, avoid close contact with people. Stay at least six feet away from other people. In short, stay home and away from people.

This is the age of introverts.

Trump Pisses Off the World, Coronavirus Ed

Berlin is trying to stop Washington from persuading a German company seeking a coronavirus vaccine to move its research to the United States, prompting German politicians to insist no country should have a monopoly on any future vaccine.

German government sources told Reuters on Sunday that the U.S. administration was looking into how it could gain access to a potential vaccine being developed by a German firm, CureVac.
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Welt am Sonntag quoted an unidentified German government source as saying Trump was trying to secure the scientists’ work exclusively, and would do anything to get a vaccine for the United States, “but only for the United States.”
Is there anyone in the White House with half of a functioning neuron who could foresee how this story would land? Did they really think that they could get away with developing and hoarding a vaccine?

If Trump asks the rest of the world for help on any future crisis, it will be fully understandable if the rest of the world tells him to fuck off.

Trump: We Have This Under Tremendous Control

"This is a very contagious virus, it's incredible, but it's something that we have tremendous control over."
Right. Trump sounds like Cadet Diller in Animal House:


President Donald Trump urged Americans not to hoard food on Sunday during a White House press conference that came just minutes after the Federal Reserve announced new steps to shield the U.S. economy from the effects of the coronavirus pandemic.

“You don’t have to buy so much,” Trump said. “Take it easy. Relax.”
Don't be surprised if the stores this afternoon look as though the locusts have descended, if they don't already. Everyone who isn't on Fox News knows that Trump has been lying every step of the way during this pandemic. If Trump was a doctor and told you that you were doing well, you would be smart to buy a funeral plot.

Here's another point illustrating that nobody trusts the Trump Administration:
The Federal Reserve, saying “the coronavirus outbreak has harmed communities and disrupted economic activity in many countries, including the United States,” cut interest rates to essentially zero on Sunday and launched a massive $700 billion quantitative easing program to shelter the economy from the effects of the virus.
“It makes me very happy and I want to congratulate the Federal Reserve,” Trump said. “I think that people in the market should be very thrilled.”
And the reaction:
Stock futures were down sharply on Monday even after the Federal Reserve embarked on a massive monetary stimulus campaign to curb slower economic growth amid the coronavirus outbreak.

Stock market futures hit “limit down” levels of 5% lower, a move made by the CME futures exchange to reduce panic in markets. No prices can trade below that threshold, only at higher prices than that down 5% limit.

Dow Jones Industrial Average futures were off by more than 1,000 points, triggering the limit down level. S&P 500 and Nasdaq 100 futures were also at their downside limits.
(emphasis added)

We are in a situation where the country, if not the world, would normally expect transparency and honesty from the President of the United States. Trump can deliver neither. Nobody trusts him and he just keeps on lying and bullshitting along.

We are so screwed.
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An update on an earlier story: The hand-sanitizer hoarders donated their stash under threat of being prosecuted in Tennessee and Kentucky for price-gouging. Yes, it's illegal in most states to engage in price-gouging during an emergency.

Sunday, March 15, 2020

The Marie Antoinette Files: Whole Foods CEO John Mackey

Mackey is just another tone-deaf CEO, sitting on top of piles of money extracted from his workers and who is not willing to help them out:
On Wednesday, Whole Foods CEO John Mackey sent out an email to grocery store employees with a list of benefits and options for those who fall sick during the coronavirus pandemic.

Among his six suggestions was an option for employees to “donate” their paid time off (PTO) to coworkers facing medical emergencies.

“Team Members who have a medical emergency or death in their immediate family can receive donated PTO hours,” Mackey wrote in an email reviewed by Motherboard, “not only from Team Members in their own location, but also from Team Members across the country.”
One one concession that Mackey will grant is that anyone who is really sick can take unlimited unpaid time off.

So if you're sick and you work for Whole Foods and if, like most people in the lower levels of retail, you're living from paycheck to paycheck, you can come back in to work after you recover and after you're evicted from your apartment.

As one former worker put it:
“You’ve got the richest man in the world asking people who are living paycheck to paycheck to donate to each other. That’s absolute bullshit. With the amount Jeff Bezos makes in one day, he could shut stores down and pay employees to stay safe.”
Once the story broke, Amazon announced that they'd give two weeks paid leave to employees who are at home, dying from Covid-19.

(H/T)