Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, August 7, 2025

8 to 80, Blind, Crippled or Crazy

The ICEstapo is hiring anyone who applies.

The Department of Homeland Security said Wednesday that it is removing age limits for new hires at the agency responsible for immigration enforcement, as it aims to expand hiring after a massive infusion of cash from Congress.

So, if your dream job is wearing a mask and kidnapping people off the streets, DHS is looking to hire you.

3 comments:

Eck! said...

18 year olds with guns and batons... what can go wrong.

Eck!

MarkS said...

You know, it's kind of encouraging that they're having trouble finding enough people who are ok being masked nazis despite huge signing bonuses etc. We may not have fallen as far as they think we have.

Comrade Misfit said...

At least one washed up former movie star is signing up.