Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, May 30, 2024

Teflon Don No More:
Former President and Convicted Felon Donald Fucking Trump.
Muwhahaha!!

Between finally taking my new .32 to the range (it shot well, but the big dot front sight will take getting used to) and then coming out of the range to find my phone blowing up with texts and news alerts, it was a good day.

Donald Trump became the first U.S. president to be convicted of a crime on Thursday when a New York jury found him guilty of falsifying documents to cover up a payment to silence a porn star ahead of the 2016 election.
After deliberations over two days, the 12-member jury announced it had found Trump guilty on all 34 counts he faced. Unanimity was required for any verdict.
...
[Judge] Juan Merchan set sentencing for July 11, days before the July 15 start of the Republican National Convention expected to formally nominate Trump for president.



The old naming convention in newspapers held that they dropped the honorific of "Mr." for convicted felons. Until he does his time and pays his fines, he can't vote in Florida. And if he holds up a gun, that's possession by a felon, I believe.

"He's the grumpy trumpy felon from Jamaica in Queens."

New York, New York is a hell of a town,
The Bronx is up and Trump is down,
Lock him up in a hole in the ground,
New York, New York, it's a hell of a town!

3 comments:

JustMusing said...

I'll celebrate when the key turns in the lock of his prison cell. But, you're right, a very good day for the rule of law.

Eck! said...

If it were me the echo from the cell doors would be painful.
But hes tecnhically rich does that mean he gets away with
something that could get me 4-25?

I will not be happy until hes locked up for a year and a day.


Eck!

Stewart Dean said...

My new bumper sticker:
GUILTY, ON ALL COUNTS