Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, February 28, 2020

"Mister Chairman, I Paid For That Election!"

That was basically what Bloomberg said in the SC debate, when he claimed to have been why the Democrats took back the House of Representatives in 2018.

It wasn't just a Freudian slip that reveals Bloomberg's unconscious thoughts. It's what he really believes, Gentle Reader. Bloomberg is Trump on steroids: American elections can be purchased, just like he's bought mansions around the globe.

We'll see on Super Tuesday if Democrats care more for democracy than do Republicans by not selling their votes to the highest bidder.
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