Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Shorter Hertz: "We're Happy to Ruin Your Once-in-a-Lifetime Trip."

Hertz is canceling reservations that travelers have made for the Great Eclipse of 2017. They say "oops, we overbooked."

So if you've booked a rental car (or anything else, for that matter) to see the eclipse in thirteen days, you might want to confirm it. And find out whose liver you can cut out and feed to a pack of feral dogs, in case they screw you over.

4 comments:

3383 said...

"I know why we have reservations."
"I don't think you do!"

Comrade Misfit said...

I thought the joke was:

"Do you have reservations?"

"Yes, but we're going to rent one of your cars, anyway."

3383 said...

It's from the first Seinfeld scene I related to perfectly.
The problem was weekend renters had not returned the cars, and there was ZERO available for me.

Comrade Misfit said...

3383, that situation was why I eventually gave up and bought my own airplane.