Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Where Will Scott Brown Move Next?

Vermont, New York and Connecticut all have Democrats defending Senate seats next election. New York might be tough, but Bobby Kennedy (MA), James Buckley (CT) and Hillary Clinton (AR) were all elected to the Senate from New York.

Savvy realtors in those states might want to reach out to him. He might be in the market for buying a new house.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

He was born in Maine, although he thought it was NH. When is that seat up?

Comrade Misfit said...

Maine's next Senate election is 2018. Angus King is defending. Susan Collins won re-election this year after fending off a write-in primary challenge from some Teatard who was once convicted of beating his wife (I'm not joking).

Anonymous said...

King would make it 3 for 3. I'm sure Sen. McDreamy will come to realize that he can make money lying on TV.