Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, November 9, 2014

Sunday Morning's "Moment of Nature"

I once knew people who watched CBS's Sunday Morning for the nature photography at the end of the show. I once watched the show most Sundays. Then I drifted away from it, preferring to sleep in or go flying.

Recently, I've been recording and watching the show. It seemed to me that the nature segment at the end was a lot shorter.

Today I timed it. 40 seconds. I don't know how long it was back in the day, but it was longer than that. Probably at least a minute and a half, if not two minutes.

They might as well show a still photo and get to the commercials faster. Assholes.

1 comment:

Old NFO said...

I don't think I've watched CBS Sunday in 15 years...