Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Sloppy, Sloppy Writing; CNN Edition

CNN is running a story that coffee drinking has been linked to a longer life span.

But that's not the way that they put it, of course.
Even moderate coffee consumption was linked to better survival odds. Drinking a single cup per day -- which was much more common than a six-cup-a-day habit -- was associated with a 6% lower risk of dying among men and a 5% lower risk among women.
There is no "risk of dying". It is a certainty. Life is finite.*

I am being a little unfair, of course, in that in other places in the article, the writer does mention that drinking coffee lessens the risk of premature death.  But I am not being totally unfair, as even one of the damned researchers mentioned that coffee has the potential for saving lives.

It's just sloppy writing.
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* Except maybe for jellyfish and GOP ideology.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the folks doing the study ever think that maybe being able to AFFORD coffee at whatever quantity is actually the variable they need to be looking at, not the actual drinking of the beverage?

squiregeek said...

The report is much more misleading. If you consider the other risk factors common to coffee drinkers (lack of exercise, alcohol use, red meat consumption), they're more likely to die earlier. Another study misinterpreted by the lay press.

Paul said...

A recent article claimed alcohol drinkers are less likely to die than the rest of us. When I ridiculed it, commenters called me a grammar nazi. Details here: http://pwoodford.net/blog/?p=8720