Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, May 28, 2012

Caturday

Jake: "You humans have a warped idea of what a 'mouse' is."


Jake seems to keep his eyes half-shut almost all of the time, as though he is just so bored.

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3 comments:

w3ski said...

He's just too cool for all this.
w3ski

5/28/2012 9:57 PM
w3ski said...

Wow, Monday was a Memorial day for sure. Woke up at 6;15 am with the Big (100lb) dog barking whimpshly and on the bed. So I looked out the window to see what had my Saint Bernard in a fluff and saw 6 foot plus of Black/Brown Bear sniffing at the trash cans.
A long haired Bear, with that "Big Bear" head, not dog shaped at all like some.
As I wake up in a fuzzle I go thru the armory in my mind, .357 revolver, No, .357 lever action, No, .45 auto No, ,.308 bolt action, YES!
I knew I bought that cannon for something.
But No, the bear was scared of by the Goat of all things, the bear jumped sideways and ran off.
No tracks, no photos, no damage, but what a sight.
I know I live at the end of the road, I know there are Cats and Bears here, but you rarely see them.
Sure has me rethink my policy of long walks in the brush with only a 9 shot .22.
Heck, even my 6" model 6 S&w with handloads seems puny in comparison with the size of that young buck Bear.
Quite a Memorial day, here.
w3ski

5/29/2012 3:56 PM
w3ski said...

6" model 66, sorry.

5/29/2012 4:00 PM

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