Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Self-Control, I Haz It!

If I didn't, I would have come home with one of these kittens.


Probably the black one. But I have three cats as it is and they are all geriatric cats. Bringing home a kitten would have been rather unfair to them.

Still, saying "no, I can't" was very hard.
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Fixer said...

If I gave in every time I saw a box full of puppies at the mall, I'd have a house full of puppies. Heh ... 2 Cattle Dogs is enough.

10/26/2010 5:25 AM

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