Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

"We Are in Touch with Average Americans...."

"... and that is why we held our winter confab at the Waikiki Hilton (where one of the amenities included a private submarine)."

John Oliver covered the RNC's winter meeting:

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Other tidbits: The old hostage taker from al-Abama and the Newt Gingrich interview, (part 1 and part 2). The little fact-check blurb didn't seem to make it to the Web.

Morans Iz Edjumacating Me!

From the recent Teabaggers for Perry rally:


(H/T)

Nice Shot

This exchange on the Daily Show:
"That's part of [the GOP's] job, to recast the emotions of the American people." -- Newt Gingrich.
"I think that's wise and don't let reality get in the way." -- Jon Stewart
Gingrich claimed that the reason why it was OK to read the Shoe Bomber his rights was because the Shoe Bomber is an American citizen. Stewart checked, of course, the Shoe Bomber is a British citizen.

John Oliver had a funny segment about the fiscally-responsible Republicans, who kept saying that the Democrats were out of touch with average Americans, while the Republicans were holding their winter national party meeting at the Waikiki Hilton in Hawaii.

Video once it's available.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

CIA- What the Fuck?

I picked up a copy of Valerie Plame's book, "Fair Game" on the sale rack at Walden Books. The book is her memoir of service in the CIA and her subsequent betrayal by Dick Cheney. The CIA redacted the manuscript, the book was published showing the redactions.

The CIA has to have its head seriously up its ass. In the first chapter, she wrote about applying to the CIA for a job. This sentence was on page 6:
"In the meantime, I found a job as a management trainee with a (redacted) Washington department store (redacted."
Really, guys? You had to redact the location and the name of the department store chain that she worked at before she went to work for you?

What's the reason for that?

On another note, Sen. Mitch McConnell said that the weather was interfering with the operation of the government. He was probably miffed because that's his job.

Obama Administration Dumbassery

John Brennan, Assistant to the President and Deputy National Security Adviser for Homeland Security and Counterterrorism, had a piece in USA Today to counter the "try the Underpants Bomber in a military court" hysteria. There was one line that was eerily reminiscent of the "critics are traitors" bullshit that was handed out by the Right during the Reign of Dorquemada:
Politically motivated criticism and unfounded fear-mongering only serve the goals of al-Qaeda.
That is too damn close to equating dissent with treason for my taste. I will grant him the second point about unfounded fear-mongering. The various fear-mongers of the Right have managed to make an effective crime out of praying on an airliner and traveling while Muslim. The paranoid goons of ICE have made traveling into the USA an experience only rivaled by traveling into the USSR or East Germany during the Cold War.

Brennan is very much wrong with his first point. Politically-motivated criticism is a linchpin of a vibrant free and democratic system. Brennan apparently would have been comfortable with the steps taken by Woodrow Wilson, who had laws passed so that dissenters opposed to his War Against the Kaiser were locked up on felony charges for ten year sentences. Equating political criticism with treason has been a staple of the Right, which was on full display during most of the Bush Administration. Equating political dissent with treason is why we have seen "free speech zones" that resemble open-air prisons during the political conventions of `04 and `08. Equating free speech with treason is why people were thrown out of public events during the Bush Administration for merely wearing a t-shirt that was not flattering to Chimperor Disgustus Maximus.

The "dissent is treason" meme of the Bush Administration and their acolytes was particularly odious and offensive to the Constitution. It is one line of reasoning that the Obama Administration would be well advised to walk away from, and at a fast pace.

If Brennan cannot stomach the idea that there will be politically-motivated criticism, then he needs to find another job.

Global Villains

Goldman Sachs, which helped the Greeks hide their true level of debt from the rest of the Eurpoean Union.
In 2002 the Greek deficit amounted to 1.2 percent of GDP. After Eurostat reviewed the data in September 2004, the ratio had to be revised up to 3.7 percent. According to today's records, it stands at 5.2 percent.

At some point Greece will have to pay up for its swap transactions, and that will impact its deficit. The bond maturities range between 10 and 15 years. Goldman Sachs charged a hefty commission for the deal and sold the swaps on to a Greek bank in 2005.
John Cole is right: Goldman Sachs will probably replace SPECTRE as the global villains in the next series of 007 flicks.

About the only three evils that Goldman Sachs has not been tied to recently are the midnight dumping of hazardous waste, trafficking of underage prostitutes and contract murders. But the year is still young.

Blogrolling

I do check my stats thingie every day or so. What I look for is references from other blogs. If I find a blog that has me in their `roll, I add them. Since most of my blogrolls are set up to rank them by freshness, I try to spread them out so all are visible.

Some of the new blogs in the `rolls, are
Check them out!

Monday, February 8, 2010

Maybe Republican Politicians Should Have to Take a Civics Test

Many minds are boggling over this one:
There's a key point in danger of being lost in all the he-said-he-said froth over what Congressional Republicans were told in the hours after the failed Christmas attack: none of the GOP leaders disputes that an Obama aide informed them that suspect Umar Abdulmutallab was being held in FBI custody. ... The key question is whether the Republicans, who have been hammering President Obama in recent weeks over the decision to hold and try Abdulmutallab in the criminal justice system, should have known that the fact that Abdulmutallab was in FBI custody meant that he would have been read his Miranda rights.
In order for the "we didn't think that the Skivvy Bomber was going to be read his Miranda rights when he was arrested by the FBI" to be plausible, you would have to accept the idea that there is not a single Congressional Republican who has ever seen an episode of "Law & Order" or "CSI" or any of the other gazillion episodes of police shows that have been put on the air for the past forty fucking years.

I'll bet that of all of the Constitutional rights Americans enjoy, that most people can make a passable attempt to recite their Miranda rights. But when it comes to Republican congresscritters, I guess not.

The Latest Tool to Discipline Your Child

Waterboarding.

It's a good thing that the kid wasn't a boy; the father probably would have hooked up a surplus field telephone to the kid's nuts.

Are our torturers bringing their work home, now?

Wreckers of the Economy

It probably should come as no surprise that Goldman Sachs, which made shiploads of money selling the unsecure securities we all know now as "collateralized debt obligations" and, at the same time, bet that their own products were garbage, allegedly had their greedy fingerprints all over the collapse of AIG. Even worse, Goldman got to determine the value of their own claimed losses and then used their muscle to cram those valuations down the throat of AIG.
A.I.G. had long insured complex mortgage securities owned by Goldman and other firms against possible defaults. With the housing crisis deepening, A.I.G., once the world’s biggest insurer, had already paid Goldman $2 billion to cover losses the bank said it might suffer.

A.I.G. executives wanted some of its money back, insisting that Goldman — like a homeowner overestimating the damages in a storm to get a bigger insurance payment — had inflated the potential losses. Goldman countered that it was owed even more, while also resisting consulting with third parties to help estimate a value for the securities.
Goldman managed to collect money from the Feds through third-party banks. Goldman also claimed that their poisonous waste was worth less than anyone else thought they were:
In just the year before the A.I.G. bailout, Goldman collected more than $7 billion from A.I.G. And Goldman received billions more after the rescue. Though other banks also benefited, Goldman received more taxpayer money, $12.9 billion, than any other firm.

In addition, according to two people with knowledge of the positions, a portion of the $11 billion in taxpayer money that went to Société Générale, a French bank that traded with A.I.G., was subsequently transferred to Goldman under a deal the two banks had struck.

Goldman stood to gain from the housing market’s implosion because in late 2006, the firm had begun to make huge trades that would pay off if the mortgage market soured. The further mortgage securities’ prices fell, the greater were Goldman’s profits.

In its dispute with A.I.G., Goldman invariably argued that the securities in dispute were worth less than A.I.G. estimated — and in many cases, less than the prices at which other dealers valued the securities.
The Times' writers charitably used the word "intriguing" describe Goldman's relationship with AIG:
Perhaps the most intriguing aspect of the relationship between Goldman and A.I.G. was that without the insurer to provide credit insurance, the investment bank could not have generated some of its enormous profits betting against the mortgage market. And when that market went south, A.I.G. became its biggest casualty — and Goldman became one of the biggest beneficiaries.
I would have used the word "criminal". In sports, someone who bet against their own team would end up in prison. A car company would be hounded into failure if it was learned that it had found a way to make huge amounts of money from recalls.

It is hard to avoid the conclusion that Goldman Sachs knew all along that the securities they made were doomed to fail. If that were true, then Goldman Sachs was instrumental in pumping up the housing bubble and they were the ones who kicked out the shoring and brought the economy crashing down. Millions of people are out of work, millions of people are now effectively chained into their homes that are worth less than the debt, and Goldman Sachs is rolling in the dough.

Goldman Sachs apparently did far, far more damage to our economy and our nation than al Qaeda could ever dream of doing. We have spent hundreds of billions of dollars going after al Qaeda. As far as I know, there are no investigations, no inquiries and no prosecutions targeted at Goldman Sachs. There are no "black site" prisons holding the engineers of the recession. There are no Predator drones with Hellfire missiles orbiting around Greenwich (CT), Westport (CT) or Bedford (NY), trying to catch sight of a Goldman executive. There are no teams of special forces killers trying to find and eliminate those guys.

Things should be different.