Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
3 comments:
One of this mornings Detroit papers reported an uptick in whooping cough cases. Just wait until Bobby Brainworm gets his way and bans vaccinations.
Coming soon Don & Bobbie's special supplements to avoid all diseases. Money back guaranteed (unless you get sick from a prior vaccination or were near someone who was vaccinated.).
Maybe my memory of it is faulty. It was a long time ago and I was very young. But I remember standing in line at the school where my grandmothers taught waiting for our sugar cube of vaccine. As I remember it, even with all the kids there, it was dead silent. Parents were scared. Rightfully so. Polio was dead serious. I went to school with older kids who had it and were still battling the after effects. What kind of stupid motherfucker wants that shit back. I'm fucking sick of the wellness hacks, the supplement mongers, the mommy influencers.... They're the real enemy within. Their bullshit is actually killing people.
I remember that line, too.
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