Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, November 24, 2024

Remember, When Republicans Claim Trump Won in a Landslide, They Are Lying

Updated popular vote is Trump 49.86%, Harris 48.26%.

Hardly a landslide, that. He stll won, but if that's a mandate, I'm Cindy Crawford.

No, the only mandate that Felon^34 has is his bromance with Elon Musk.

4 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

He won all of the battleground states. That's all that matter

John McQuaid said...

this is a source of inspiration - https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/love-trumps-all-the-secret-affair-between-kamala-and-donald-they-dont-want-you-to-know/

Eck! said...

Do we count all the lies or is there a restart?
Can he top 33000?


Eck!

Comrade Misfit said...

"Inspiration?" More like "a complete load of garbage".