Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 14, 2024

Crazier Than a Shithouse Rat on Meth

"Handsy" Boebert:

Colorado's Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert pressed witnesses Wednesday at a UFO hearing on theories she said she's heard about non-human civilizations underwater.
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"There are rumors that have come up to the Hill of a secretive project within the Department of Defense involving the manipulation of human genetics with what is described as non-human genetic material for the enhancement of human capabilities, hybrids," Boebert said. "Are any of you familiar with that? Yes, or no?"

All of the experts said they were not familiar with that claim. Boebert spent most of her time asking about non-human civilizations in the ocean's depths.

If she likes unsubstantiated rumors, then someone ought to tell her that JD Vance is really one of the lizard people and that's why he got confused and boffed a sofa.

But yes, she's operating with a few fouled spark plugs.

5 comments:

Eck! said...

With bugs like that it will be fun watching them do mostly nothing and
so inactive then dumpf will be hamstrung. That would be fine!

Eck!

Richard said...

It makes me very angry that those buffoons decided to waste taxpayer money on talking about UFOs just to entertain themselves while the Magats destroy our country.

dinthebeast said...

Boebert to Greene: I'll see your Jewish space lasers and raise you underwater space aliens. Next she'll be trying to deport them.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dan gerene said...

Maybe Boebert is auditioning up for the new department, Secretary of Theaters and Morals. She has hands on experience.
She was going to go for Secretary of the Interior but she figured that she likes the outdoors too much.

Vixen Strangely said...

These Ancient Alien Civilization shows on streaming are fun, but maybe they need a disclaimer like "Not for impressionable children and apparently GOP congresswomen. "