Thursday, November 14, 2024

Crazier Than a Shithouse Rat on Meth

"Handsy" Boebert:

Colorado's Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert pressed witnesses Wednesday at a UFO hearing on theories she said she's heard about non-human civilizations underwater.
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"There are rumors that have come up to the Hill of a secretive project within the Department of Defense involving the manipulation of human genetics with what is described as non-human genetic material for the enhancement of human capabilities, hybrids," Boebert said. "Are any of you familiar with that? Yes, or no?"

All of the experts said they were not familiar with that claim. Boebert spent most of her time asking about non-human civilizations in the ocean's depths.

If she likes unsubstantiated rumors, then someone ought to tell her that JD Vance is really one of the lizard people and that's why he got confused and boffed a sofa.

But yes, she's operating with a few fouled spark plugs.

5 comments:

  1. With bugs like that it will be fun watching them do mostly nothing and
    so inactive then dumpf will be hamstrung. That would be fine!

    Eck!

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  2. It makes me very angry that those buffoons decided to waste taxpayer money on talking about UFOs just to entertain themselves while the Magats destroy our country.

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  3. Boebert to Greene: I'll see your Jewish space lasers and raise you underwater space aliens. Next she'll be trying to deport them.

    -Doug in Sugar Pine

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  4. Maybe Boebert is auditioning up for the new department, Secretary of Theaters and Morals. She has hands on experience.
    She was going to go for Secretary of the Interior but she figured that she likes the outdoors too much.

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  5. These Ancient Alien Civilization shows on streaming are fun, but maybe they need a disclaimer like "Not for impressionable children and apparently GOP congresswomen. "

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