Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, August 19, 2024

The TOFF Weirdly Veers into Utter Delusion

“I am much better looking than her,” Trump told supporters at a rally in Wilkes-Barre, Pa. “I’m a better-looking person than Kamala.”


He's fucking nuts, people. He's old, he's ugly, he talks funny and, more and more, he's delusional.

He's just weird as all getout.

5 comments:

Andolphus Grey said...

He gives weird a bad name.

Eck! said...

Ugly nucking Futz!
Narcissism befalls him and his mirror lies, just like him.

Eck!

Sikhandtake said...

That Photoshop ? AI ? Makes him look juuust Divine. Give him a spoon!

Richard said...

You think he is weird!? What about those cultists? You know, the ones who follow him around wearing diapers or gauze on their ears, or little plastic cups? Weird ain't even in the description. Living with these MAGAts is like living with an addict, only worse.

Comrade Misfit said...

Are you serious? People are doing that?