Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, July 3, 2024

Tomorrow





Six unelected douchebags did what they could on Monday to ensure that this Fourth will be the last one in a free nation. Oh, you can bet that none of them see it that way, but President Biden could, arguably, have them all arrested as an official act, transport them to Gitmo and, if their spouses try to take it to court, ignore any order as an official act as commander-in-chief and arrest the judge who had the temerity to issue one, to boot. Maybe even have them handcuffed to a fifty pound dumbell and tossed out of the back of a C-130. Official acts, orders of the commander-in-chief, core Constitutional powers.

Too bad for the FOFF that Epstein offed himself, for he could have bought a pardon for a few billion or so. All legal. Core Constitutional power.

We now have a system of elected kings, until one gets in who decides nt only not to leave, but install his kid as his successor.

And you know who that will be -- Crown Prince "Coke Boy" Don.

2 comments:

Grey said...

I am utterly convinced that you folks on the Left are mentally ill fools and liars.

You do not engage with others in good faith. Anything you say should immediately be discounted as hyperbolic insanity.

Comrade Misfit said...

Grey, and I am convinced that you guys on the right are a bunch of neo-Nazis who are eager to put in a dictatorial state so you can have everybody who disagrees with you executed.

Congrats, you’ve made the Banhammer List.

Don’t let the screen door hit you on the way out.