Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, June 1, 2023

Pride Month

You guys on the tighty whitey righty should take a clue from Tom Lehrer.

Seriously, you clowns can't suck it up and shaddup for a month? You can go back to being a bunch of hateful, disgusting Christian Karens and boycott the beer of your choice on July 1st.

And, just because, model railroading with kittens:


Jones, Jon Jones said...

Looks like I'm going wear this out: “Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.”

Formerly there were those who said: You believe things that are incomprehensible, inconsistent, impossible because we have commanded you to believe them; go then and do what is injust because we command it. Such people show admirable reasoning. Truly, whoever can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. If the God‐​given understanding of your mind does not resist a demand to believe what is impossible, then you will not resist a demand to do wrong to that God‐​given sense of justice in your heart. As soon as one faculty of your soul has been dominated, other faculties will follow as well. And from this derives all those crimes of religion which have overrun the world.

Ten Bears said...

Jesus was a Capricorn, he ate organics foods. Wandered around barefooted, didn't bathe often ~ typical tighty-whity-righty

Sucking all the air out of the room, Cap'n, a strategy, from personal to political refined by religion, even if they don't know it. Give someone opportunity to get a word in edgewise would be like punching a bully in the nose ...

BadTux said...

But there weren't any gay kids in our schools before we let Big Gay into the schools to indoctrinate kids into being gay!

Err, well... not exactly. We just had a lot of miserable closeted gay kids in our high school because coming out would have been dangerous to them back then.