Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, June 8, 2023

Hopefully, You’ve Invested in Popcorn Futures

Donald Trump said Thursday he’s been indicted on charges of mishandling classified documents at his Florida estate, igniting a federal prosecution that is arguably the most perilous of multiple legal threats against the former president as he seeks to reclaim the White House.

The Justice Department did not immediately publicly confirm the indictment. But two people familiar with the matter who were not authorized to discuss it publicly said Trump’s team had been informed that he had been indicted on seven counts and that prosecutors had contacted lawyers to advise them of the indictment shortly before Trump announced it himself on his Truth Social platform

Pass the popcorn, crack open the bubbly and strap in, folks.

Expect some unhinged behavior from the more loosely-wrapped Trumpanzees. Synagogues might want to batten down the hatches.


Jimmy T said...

No, I didn't invest in popcorn futures, but I will indulge when the time comes. Just stocked up on wine too, so I should be a happy camper...

Jones, Jon Jones said...

The DC indictment tomorrow?

Ten Bears said...

Rope, hemp rope ...

Eck! said...

Oh Happy days!
This is going to be exciting to watch. Have popcorn supply.

One count is the espionage act. I call that stepping in it deep.


Eck! said...

Ah hell, I want to say this for a while..

LOCK HIM UP, rinse, lather, repeat...


Comrade Misfit said...

Eck!, it's probably not going to happen.

CenterPuke88 said...

37 new counts, and the pictures released are pretty damning. His lawyers picked a good time to jump ship!