Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, October 2, 2020

Well, This Just Got Really Interesting; Corona Ed.

President Donald Trump said early Friday that he and first lady Melania Trump have tested positive for the coronavirus, a stunning announcement that plunges the country deeper into uncertainty just a month before the presidential election.
What I'm hearing on the morning TV is that people in the West Wing of the White House don't practice any sort of countermeasures to the coronavirus: They don't wear masks or socially distance.

This is the very definition of a breaking story.

11 comments:

Dark Avenger said...

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Eck! said...

He caught the hoax! Its a miracle.

The games you play sets the day.
Finally caught by his own lies...


Eck!




Constitutional Insurgent said...

Damn.....Dark Avenger already posted the only appropriate comment that I could come up with.

CenterPuke88 said...

Let’s see...cancel debates...demand delay on election coming up...

Ten Bears said...

I do not for one single minute believe Donald J Drumpf uck, Jenious, and his second Russian hooker have contracted the Trump Virus. "Sleepy" Joe isn't backing out of the debates, isn't backing down; the Retards (look it up) are losing all across the country and have practically admitted to and begged for more Russian interference in this election ... It's time for a distraction, a Grand Illusion.

Gives him time out of the limelight for a week or two, at which point he can claim it wasn't so bad, just like the flu - the Trump Flu - and only losers die.

Now drink you fish-tank cleanser and get back to work, it's a campaign stunt.

Eck! said...

TB,
I could go on that. Claim tests positive, and have no symptoms
then claim the severity is all hoax. Great propaganda coup.
No way to fact check if it was real.

Some people will believe that, drop all precaution and the
death toll will climb at a significant rate.

The lies continue, The big lie and all the supporting propaganda.

Eck!

CenterPuke88 said...

Meh, first positive thing to come out of the White House in about 3 and a half years.

CenterPuke88 said...

Whoops, sudden thought...Melania, get the hell out now...think there’d be some sympathy votes if she gets hospitalized, or worse? Not to mention, less money paid out.

dinthebeast said...

Well, let's see, he's 74, obese, has a diet that would kill a fifty year old, believes exercise is bad for you... One could think that this may go badly for him.

I try not to wish ill upon anyone, even Fergus, but in the spirit of finding silver linings on dark clouds, if this definitively ties consequences to the braying denial of obvious reality, then something undeniably *positive* will have come from his personal tragedy.

And from the other end of the court, the fat bastard has the very best healthcare available provided by the US government, all while he's still trying to get the weak tea protections of the ACA struck down for the rest of us.

My single act of schadenfreude is to hope that Stephen Miller got it also.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Eck! said...

Schadenfreude no, this is karma.

He also does not get one thing that the those not yet dead will be handed,
a unpayable bill, a hospital bill that bankrupts and set the choice of
spend or die.

He will not spend his days isolated and in pain or gasping with no one around to support him.

Over 7,000,000 people had or have this and not all are unaffected or over it in a few days. He needs to start hearing their voices, their cries.


Eck!

dinthebeast said...

Spare a thought for all of the non-koolaid drinkers he and his entourage have exposed to the virus. The drivers, security details, and other normal working folk who won't get experimental antibody treatments, or extended stays in Walter Reed, and all because Fergus tried to deny obvious reality because he thought it might hurt his reelection chances.

-Doug in Sugar Pine