Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, October 2, 2020

Trump May Be Blaming the Military and the Cops for His Allegedly Getting Covid

“You know, it’s very hard, when you’re with soldiers, when you’re with airmen, when you’re with Marines, and I’m with — and the police officers,” Trump said. “I’m with them so much. And when they come over here, it’s very hard to say, stay back, stay back. It’s a tough kind of a situation.” ... “But it’s very, very hard when you are with people from the military or … law enforcement, and they come over to you, and they want to hug you, and they want to kiss you, because we really have done a good job for them,” Trump said. “And you get close, and things happen.”

Just to be clear, Trump isn't saying that the soldiers want to kiss and hug him, because that would be too gay for him. Also creepy.

On the debate earlier this week, Mark Hamill had something to say:


And this:


3 comments:

Ten Bears said...

I wonder about that little girl. She tested clean when she got on that plane.

CenterPuke88 said...

He’s either got it, or they locked his phone away...16 hours with no Tweets!

Tod Germanica said...

Sure, blame the working people around you, 'dirty cops and soldiers'. Trump never dissapoints. Hicks is mad that she's getting the blame when just as likely trump gave it to her. Allegedly she was the only Trumpite to wear a mask- and got ridiculed for it from the other invincible Trumpites. There is no freunde like schadenfreude.