Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, October 8, 2020

Pence is So Full of Shit, He Attracts Flies


 Kinda stolen from Stephen Colbert.

Posted by on or about 09:59
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4 comments:

DTWND said...

Additionally, my daughter-in-law (a nurse) noticed that Pence's right eye looked off and his left eye was red. She speculated that it may have been pink-eye, which many Covid patients have developed. If so, then add another one to the growing list of administration officials who have contracted the corona virus.

Makes you wonder, are all these fools TRYING to catch the disease? And spread it to others?

Dale

10/08/2020 4:05 PM
DTWND said...

My bad, she said the left eye was off and the right one looked red. She also said I should pay attention whenever she... SQUIRREL!

Dale

10/08/2020 4:07 PM
dinthebeast said...

That fly was in contact with him for a long time. It should quarantine.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

10/08/2020 5:02 PM
Ten Bears said...

I read somewhere if a fly lands on someone for a minute it's the mark of the beast, sign of the devil.

10/09/2020 4:16 PM

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