Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, October 27, 2020

Does Trump Have Brain Damage?

The White House’s science policy office on Tuesday ranked “ending the Covid-19 pandemic” atop the list of President Donald Trump’s top first-term accomplishments, even as the country registers record amounts of infections and hospitals fill up again.

The list, included in a press release from the Office of Science and Technology Policy credits the administration for taking “decisive actions to engage scientists and health professionals in academia, industry, and government to understand, treat, and defeat the disease.”

"Defeated"? In what universe does Donald Trump reside? Because it surely isn't this one.

The average number of new daily cases of the coronavirus in the United States hit another record on Monday as 36 states reported worrying rises in the number of hospitalized patients.

The average number of patients hospitalized with Covid-19 over the past seven days rose by at least 5% in 36 states as of Monday, according to a CNBC analysis of data from the Covid Tracking Project.

Covid defeated the Trump Administration, not the other way around. They've already thrown in the towel on Covid.

Trump's claim that his administration has defeated this pandemic is probably a sign of brain damage.

6 comments:

JustMusing said...

1984's Doublethink.

Tod Germanica said...

That's just how facts work. If you state that something happened over and over and over, even a blatant obvious lie, then 38% of the US population will believe it. And you know which percentage that is. No thought needed for them, 'if God [er, trump] said it then I believe it'. They are true delusional believers and will be shocked when he looses. Obviously voter fraud and the Deep State are the reasons. And Hillary and Obama. And Joe Biden's son's damp computer, because something something or other.

dinthebeast said...

Most probably just electoral desperation combined with his penchant for lying about anything and everything.
Which, in a president, can be accurately described as brain damage, in that his alleged brain is damaging the bejeezus out of all kinds of shit...

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dan gerene said...

I had to look up Office of Science and Technology Policy having never heard of it. I was thinking it was another Republican propaganda outfit. It turned out to be a real advisory committee to the White House started in the seventies. The new head is a well educated meteorologist instead of a physicist like his predecessors. It seems like the present administration can turn anything it touches into a dung pile.

Ten Bears said...

Well, it is a tweaker, a meth-head. That'll damage a brain.

Yes, it.

Eck! said...

Minitrue has assured us that covid is now on the run....

believe that and you have brain worm.


Eck!