Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, October 18, 2020

Come Ye, MAGAites!

Coming to a city near you (if you live in a "swing state"):

It was a real sign.

6 comments:

Dark Avenger said...

You certainly convinced me, microphallus.

dinthebeast said...

Fergus has been making noises about California, now that it appears his path to 270 is getting farther and farther away from him, but all he ever does here is hold fundraisers with his rich cronies.
I've always said that I'd like to see him come to Oakland for a campaign rally, just to see the look on his face when they run him out of Frank Ogawa Plaza and he discovers that his motorcade has been stolen...

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Comrade Misfit said...

DA, his comment's gone. You might want to ignore him.

Stewart Dean said...

The only thing missing on the sign is a Surgeon General's message: Caution this rally may be hazardous tp health, leading to death or permanent physical and neurological impairment. See a doctor if you're considering voting for Trump.

Dark Avenger said...

您必須承認,他對一個白色惡魔很有趣。

w3ski said...

And I thought we got rid of truth in advertising back in the Regan days. Refreshing to see truth return like that.
w3ski