Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, November 18, 2018

Heh. Heh. Heh. Headline Ed.


(If you didn't get it, read this.)
Posted by on or about 20:32

4 comments:

re the paragon said...

If only...

11/18/2018 8:52 PM
CenterPuke88 said...

Naw, RJ, then we get Pence for at least 2 years...and he would be a much more formidable incumbent in 2020.

11/19/2018 12:26 AM
dinthebeast said...

I was gonna say, not unless Pence goes with him, and then only after Nancy has been sworn in as speaker...

-Doug in Oakland

11/19/2018 1:23 AM
Doug T. said...

Good Catch!

11/20/2018 2:11 PM

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