Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, November 5, 2018

Americans! Get Of Your Asses and Go Vote Tomorrow!

If you are eligible to vote in the United States and if you have not already voted, get out and vote tomorrow. If you do not, you are morally banned from commenting about political matters on this blog until 2020.

For if you don't do the one act that every eligible citizen can do to have a say, then running your mouth/keyboard is a masturbatory act.

If you are a woman, your ancestors fought for decades to gain the right to vote. If you are a minority, your ancestors were intimidated by violence and murder to stop them from voting. Racists and bigots fought enfranchising both women and minorities. Even to this day, racists are doing what they can to make it hard for minorities to vote.

Give them nothing. Vote. Or shut the fuck up.

Vote.

3 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

I would ask you to do some research to know who supports your positions and vote accordingly. Party line voting is the last choice, but still much better than not voting!

Dark Avenger said...

https://www.cnn.com/videos/business/2018/11/04/snl-laura-ingraham-fox-news-midterms-epr-vstop-orig.cnn

dinthebeast said...

I voted by mail, which allowed me to sit with my laptop until I had every down-ballot race and initiative right before I put the first mark on my paper ballots.

-Doug in Oakland