Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, November 24, 2018

Caturday

Chip and some toys, which are not currently impressing him.

5 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Give him the box they came in.

Nangleator said...

Just had my Cleo cross over tonight. 12 years old, and we saw it coming, but it hurts like crazy. I'm just glad we did the right thing.

Comrade Misfit said...

My condolences, Nangleator. I know how hard that is.

CenterPuke88 said...

Sorry to hear it, Nangleator, but your life is much richer for having had Cleo as a guest for those 12 years. And, yes, doing the right thing is rough, but so much better than the alternative.

Nangleator said...

Thanks, and yes, that's my point of view. It was terribly important for me to do the right thing by her.