Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 22, 2018

2LT Trump in SE Asia

From elsewhere:
"I have often thought about how Donald Trump's leadership skills would have worked out in SE Asia with a platoon of 11B draftees?"

"One can almost hear the clink of the grenade spoon in the night."
Posted by on or about 23:51

6 comments:

Deadstick said...

Niedermeyer in Animal House got to hear that...

11/23/2018 7:54 AM
CenterPuke88 said...

Waste of a perfectly useful weapon on something perfectly useless.

11/23/2018 10:45 AM
w3ski said...

I think as his eventual punishment, he should be sent to a combat zone for patrol duty. Bone spurs, fat arse, and all. Maybe even give him a weapon, but likely not.
Karma
w3ski

11/23/2018 12:15 PM
Dark Avenger said...

Can we send Donald Trump to North Sentinel Island,

11/23/2018 1:39 PM
CenterPuke88 said...

Tell him there’s a hotel deal there...

11/23/2018 2:05 PM
none said...

After my 20 years in the military, I realized there were 2 types of leader:

The Best: If they told you to jump on the grenade, you would because you knew he had the best interests of the whole squad at heart. (Spock said, “Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.”) They were also the few...

The Rest: You and your squad mates would hold them down on the grenade.

11/23/2018 5:08 PM

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