Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 29, 2016

I Am Going to be Busy for Awhile

Thrift-store find today:

11 comments:

Marc said...: You found some gold there!; 10/29/2016 7:45 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: Snap...had mine for years...favorite is the barrel roll to beat another airliner to the runway...; 10/29/2016 9:05 PM
GolFoxtrot Yankee said...: From a thrift store? Previous owner was clearly illiterate.; 10/29/2016 9:10 PM
Borepatch said...: Awesome. Maybe you can do a post to clarify the rules of Calvinball.; 10/29/2016 9:23 PM
3383 said...: The former owner was either unappreciative or desperate.; 10/29/2016 11:34 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: CP88, that was a favorite of mine, as well.

GFY, yep, somebody was lacking in culture to have donated that.; 10/29/2016 11:35 PM
Anonymous said...: Wow! I NEVER find stuff like that in thrift stores or used book sales - at least not in the past 30-40 years. The envy I'm feeling!

Jill; 10/30/2016 2:43 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: 3383 and Jill,

I was very lucky. It was in a couple of bags of books, probably an estate cleanout or something.

The thrift store had it marked for a ridiculously low amount. I gave them double it.; 10/30/2016 3:42 PM
jon spencer said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 10/30/2016 10:49 PM
jon spencer said...: Good find.
If this was out there, then The Complete Far Side ought to be out there.; 10/30/2016 10:51 PM
JayNola said...: I've got that set but I read my old paperback editions. Haven't brought myself to break the seal yet.; 10/31/2016 12:15 AM