Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
3 comments:
And they're gone. Thrown out of the University! Good!!!
"Things haven't changed anywhere near as much as people like to think."
http://7online.com/news/2-teens-to-be-arraigned-saturday-in-mcdonalds-brawl/554045/
Hip-Hop Sister Ferguson has 10 prior arrests, including one for an assault as recently as last month. Authorities said she beat up her 64-year-old grandmother, stabbed her brother with a kitchen knife and injured a police officer during an arrest for violating an order of protection.
Things sure and the hell have not changed. Blacks acting like damn animals. But Liberals whining because some boys on a bus are singing a little ditty.
Modern Stupidity is right
-Moe
I am of the suspicion that the phrase "white people acting like damn animals" has never passed between your lips.
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