Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, January 27, 2012

Google's Sexism

You can check what Google thinks of you, here.

If you're interested in airplanes, Google apparently seems to think that you are a man and that you're probably going to vote for Mittens.

3 comments:

D. said...

Had a look.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

(No, I'm not going to correct them. In fact, I think it's time to discuss cigars.)

Zendo Deb said...

Since I have adblock enabled, google doesn't quite know what to do. I am also not allowing the most egregious ad companies to store cookies, google doesn't know what to do.

I would dump Blogger if I could find a good alternative. That was free.

I want to be off gmail before their new "lack-of-privacy" policy goes into affect.

skip 2 colorado said...

Google thinks I'm a dude. How am I going to break this to my husband? What should I do about all the cash I've spent on bras? Does this mean I have to quit using eyeliner and pee standing up? What about drinking Cosmos? Never mind-it's just google. (but what really pisses me off is that they think I'm older than I am...asshats)