Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Some Folks Do Deserve to be Whacked

Like the brutal clown(s) in Illinois who beat a cat and then nailed by one paw to a utility pole.

Hopefully the cops will catch these asswipes and get them sent away. There is an argument to be made that anyone who would do such an act has a propensity to do similar acts to people.

There probably is an argument to be made that the perps ought to be nailed by one foot to a telephone pole and left there overnight. But that would be wrong.

4 comments:

Fixer said...

But that would be wrong.

I don't think so.

montag said...

While I agree with Fixer, I think that a fire ant hill is a more proactive response.

jbrock said...

There probably is an argument to be made that the perps ought to be nailed by one foot to a telephone pole and left there overnight.

'Frog-marched to the nearest ditch for 40 grains of rehabilitation applied directly to the brain' occurred to me. But (obligatory disclaimer) That Would Be Wrong Too.

For the rest of their natural lives these twisted fucks ought to be dragged in for interrogation on every available pretext. Sooner or later they'll nail 'em for something.

Ruckus said...

But that would be wrong

Not really that wrong. Like 70 in a 65 zone wrong.