Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

I Paid More In Income Taxes Than General Electric!

Or, for that matter, ExxonMobil. But I get a W-2 and they have legions of accountants and tax lawyers to make certain that they pay no income taxes.

Which is how GE can book $10,300,000,000 in income and pay nothing in taxes.

Note also that Jamie "Big Bank Collapses Are a Fact of Life" Dimon agrees with the proposition that only workers should pay taxes.

2 comments:

Marc said...

Heck, Warren Buffett noted that he pays less taxes than his secretary.

On the other hand, now that Citizens United is on the books, shouldn't we be calling out corporations to enlist in the military - but since many are multinational, would they need to be naturalized?

montag said...

You too can pay $0 taxes! All you have to do is buy your own congress critter, just as soon as you hit the big one in the lottery.