Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, April 8, 2010

In Case You Were Ever Wondering What Happened to the Former East German Border Guards...

They found jobs. They went to work for the TSA.

See, there was a family which was moving a member of their family from his home to a nursing home. The gent in question was very old, was suffering from advanced dementia, and was in a wheelchair. The old man had a catheter which drained into a bottle which was taped to his leg.

That didn't suit the TSA goons. They pulled out the catheter.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

That's odd. TSA policy explicitly prohibits TSA security officers from removing medical devices such as urine bags and catheters or from asking you to do so. See TSA Special Needs Travelers Information. Any TSA security officer who has done such a thing should be immediately reported to his supervisor and via immediate followup to your Representative in Congress, whose office should be able to tell you what happened to the moron in question and assist in making sure his next job is asking whether you'd like fries with that order, please.