Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

What the Hell, They Are Out of Ideas, Anyway


Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP
Posted by on or about 13:29
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BadTux said...

Hey, they already did this in 2008, when they ran Zombie McCain for President. Thing is, zombies just aren't very good candidates, given their penchant for lurching around and knocking things over and committing annoying verbal gaffes (hint: When asked what you ate for breakfast, shouting "BRAINSSSSS!" probably isn't a good idea). Plus they tend to be a bit, uhm, well, stiff, in debates.

So having run Zombie McCain for President, why would they try running Zombie Reagan for President again? It doesn't make sense. Of course, we're talking Republicans, so it doesn't have to ;).

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

12/01/2009 8:56 PM

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