Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Heh.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3


Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks
Posted by on or about 20:43

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What, you're saying that modern warfare is mostly just boring as all hell? Next thing you gonna tell me is that Marines don't jump into swimming pools naked except for their boxers and come outta the water fully clad into a combat zone? Ya don't say!

11/10/2009 11:14 PM
Sarah said...

Funny! There is such a thing as too realistic.

But, since you mention the game... I've wondered what real soldiers thought about the youth of today ( and some not so youthy ) "playing" at war in these games.

On this Veteran's day, I feel like gaming war for fun is just ... wrong, somehow. I don 't want to be a kill-joy, and I've spent my 15 minutes blasting zombies, left for dead ... flying "missions" in WW2 air combat multiplayer sims .. but wow. I just watched a snippet from the play for "Call of Duty 4" which features acting as a terrorist in a Russian airport. Blasting civilians and being deep undercover. Made me ill.

11/11/2009 9:38 AM

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