Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

News of the Weird

A retired police captain in Connecticut was arrested for biting the arm of a co-worker when she responded to his comments by saying "bite me". Both the biter and the victim were employed by the Connecticut Police Academy.

If you get pulled over by a cop in Connecticut, it would be a good idea not to say "bite me" to the officer.

3 comments:

Brad_in_IL said...

Police Academy 8 slated to come out soon . . . . filmed in CT??

- Brad

Anonymous said...

I have always thought that particular phrase was a bit of stupid. Because, yes, my first impulse would be to take advantage of the invitation...but hey, I am weird that way. The only time I have ever (under much provocation) said this, it was with a caveat: "Bite me....but I DO bite back."

montag said...

Still no answer to the age old question, "Does a cop taste like chicken?"