Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, June 22, 2009

Why Children Should Go Hungry

A lawmaker from the party of Hoover actually made an argument for allowing children to go hungry. Note the item of jewelry that said lawmaker is wearing around her neck. Feel free to comment on the irony. No, it is not Michele Bachmann (R-Nut Barn), but it is understandable if you assumed that.

Then take a look at her actual newsletter and note the "joke" she posted on the bottom, which is a "humorous" take on the decades-old Wingnut line that "poor people are lazy."

I gather that she neither did not get the memo about "compassionate conservatives" nor was she awake for a good part of her Sunday School classes.

(H/T)

2 comments:

deadstick said...

And she doesn't look as if she's ever had any of that positive motivation...

BadTux said...

Somebody asked how did such a vicious bitch get elected. Well, it was simple: She accused her opponent of wanting to ban the Bible, and of wanting to steal all her constituents' guns. And her constituency of inbred bucktooth foul-mouth sister-marryin' cretins bought it.

And yeah, Deadstick, she could probably go a month without eatin' before you could see even the tiniest hint of a rib poking through her porcine carcass... she could *definitely* do with more than a wee bit of that positive motivation stuff!

- Badtux the Disgusted Penguin