Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Oh, and I Forgot to Mention

in this rant that my dishwasher also shit the bed.

And it is only Wednesday morning.
Posted by on or about 10:20

2 comments:

One Fly said...

This shit will run it's course and things will get better. Warm weather will help.

3/11/2009 6:04 PM
lahru said...

I've seen this guy named Joe on the teevee and my perception is that he seems very qualified to be able to deal with anything involving shit and I saw him on the local Fox channel this AM and it seems he's looking for work. Complained about some some fat guy from Alabama screwing him out of a paycheck and seemed to me like he would do anything for money. But don't tell him what I said when you talk to him because, and I'm just saying, he's kinda a opportunist.

3/11/2009 9:49 PM

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