Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Rules, Like Taxes, Are For the Little People

NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg wants a third term at the job, even though his job is term-limited to two terms.

It's the same brand of egomania that afflicted Rudy Giuliani, who was so convinced of his own indispensability that he sought to postpone the 2001 mayoral election.

Bloomberg took the job knowing he was term-limited. He should abide by the limits. New York City will survive without his ass at the helm.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

All politicians are power-hungry douche bags who don't think the rules ought to apply to them.

And I mean ALL. Borough councilpersons, school board members -- all the way up to the Big office.

One Fly said...

Heard this on the way into work and the first thought was what a fucking asshole.