Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, October 31, 2008

Let the Smiting Begin!

A group of religious nuts, who are concerned about the economy, went to Wall Street and prayed before the statue of a golden bull.

If I remember correctly, there is a commandment about not doing that. It's one of the commandments that the Holy One took very seriously.

Let the smiting begin.

(H/T to RS)

3 comments:

One Fly said...

Don't be picking on the religiously insane.

Anonymous said...

Better not stand too close to any of them.

Anonymous said...

Luckily, my religion does not ban praying to golden bulls, lol. But I'd rather melt it down, like the bad movie copy of the original...and guess whose throats should get the dose?